(fantasy only)We break into the local morgue because the day before we read about a horribe tragedy with a pretty young girl. She was stabbed to death by her abusive boyfriend. We knew her body with be intact and in pretty good condition since she was found right away, only some stab wounds to the chest and abdomen. It’s a small town with only one medical examiner, so we know there is little chance of being caught. At this time of night he is tucked into bed next to his wife. We find her body, its perfectly preserved and ready for the viewing, not yet dressed though. We pull her out and put her on the table. I bring a double headed dildo for me and her. We end up doing some really fucking perverse shit with this dead chick. It makes me orgasm harder than I ever have.  After we are done we put her right back where we found her, no one the wiser. The next day, we drive by the funeral, laughing. Thinking about all the fun we had with this dead bitch the night before gets me so hot I have you pull over towards the back of the cemetary, but where we can still see the funeral so we can recreate some of what we did the night before.